February MFC Challenge!!!

This should be fun!!!

100% on plan for the entire month and no cheats until Elizabeth's birthday dinner!

Varrroommmm!!!!

Just Wow!!

The shape that this woman is in simply amazes and inspires me.

Last Post of 2009

Ahhh, we're finally in the last hours of 2009. I am so excited about the upcoming new year.

I'm going to end the year with a little word association game.

I'll post a picture or word and then another picture that can be a direct association.



Hmmm, let me think for a sec. Ok, got it.



Ok, lets try another.

Jump-off or Sidepiece: can refer to a man/woman or mistress you fuck on the side of your regular.

Oooo, that's an easy one.....




Ok, last one.....

CUNT:



Good Bye 2009!!

Lyn's Comment for the day

In a few days I will have a new number for the new year. I am looking forward to 2010 and the many changes it promises to bring. So....if you happen to NOT get my new number, then YOU are apart of that change.

Quote for the Day

“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.” Oren Arnold

Trip to Canada

Funny how times flies. This time two years ago we all had just returned from a trip to Canada. I swear it sometimes seems just like yesterday and sometimes it seems life a lifetime ago. I can't wait to go back sometime in 2010.

We don't get this much snow in the south. It was fun to visit and leave in Canada.



Ana's Christmas Tree, well half of it :grin: I'm too lazy to resize. Yeah, I'm a dork when it comes to pictures.



Noel and her Ketchup Chips. Man I wish we had those here. They are quite tasty.



Ana, Cindy, Ileen, Laura, me and Noel.



Ana and Cindy





Me and Noel. Noel had this picture framed. I love it.



Sexayyy!!



Sexayyy!!! II


Lightweights.





Again, don't feel like resizing these puppies.

I wonder if these bad boys are still around? Stylish eh? They were a gift for someone who hates Crocs and bandanas. I had to finally give up my love for classic Crocs shortly thereafter, but I still like some of the newer styles. Shhhhh!! and of course I still love my bandanas.

Oh really now.....

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I need to let it go and I will, I just HATE being called a liar and having others convinced that I'm a liar. I promise I will not be bringing this into 2010 but once again, it is my blog so I can post what I want. Nobody has to read it that doesn't want to. It reads from the bottom up. So yeah, I'm the one who dumped her. Umm, ok.

---- Forwarded Message -----
From: anilyn@comcast.net
To: amyperez@vzw.blackberry.net
Sent: Sunday, July 5, 2009 8:17:47 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: Re:

Amy, when I sent Sandi that message at 11:40pm she wasn't even on the board. She replied back at 11:59pm. There was no reason to her to contact Erik. Ok, so you thought Kevin had sent me something? I sent Kevin that text the same night before I pm'd Sandi, so that with the pm from Sandi/Erik, there was no way you could not have known. In my misguided concern about you and your family's well-being, I contacted Noel and she in turn contacted Eddie, so I know your phone hadn't been off for a week other than to your "friends" so I'm sorry Amy I'm calling BS, you knew that I didn't know a thing and quite frankly I don't think you even cared. How much effort and energy would it have taken to text "I'm fine, need to be alone?" This is clearly the "sanitized" version of what is really going with you, which is fine, when it comes down to it you don't owe me anything. If you feel closer to Sandi after knowing her a month, fine, your choice. I just find it interesting that you seemed to take issue with others doing the same thing, but still your choice. I swear I dont even know who you are anymore. It's that why you felt the need to block me from FB? Did you think I would pass judgement on your for going back to Erik or whatever relationship that you/Erik/Kevin/Laura have? Really? After all of this time and all of the things we've discussed and seen between Erik and others, you'd think that? Whatever? I'm calling a spade a spade.....obviously, you want new friendships with people who don't know how things really are, so you can paint some pretty picture of how you want to believe things are fine, so be it, but don't try to feed me bullshit and try to pass it off as cake. Remember how I always said that people mistake me not saying something as not knowing, well this is fine example. So yeah, you hurt me, a lot and for the record, I never saw things ending like this either. Hell, I never imagined things ending at all, but as in life, not all things are my decision.
----- Original Message -----
From: amyperez@vzw.blackberry.net
To: anilyn@comcast.net
Sent: Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:09:26 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: Re:

I can only blame myself, so no apologies needed. He admitted to me 2 years ago that he was attracted to her. (This was after I saw him act weird around her) but what actually brought it all to surface was him still being friendly with erik. Almost being ok with things. Little did I know that kevin had talked to him about Keri!! Gee sounds just like Will talking to erik. When I finally talked to laura, she then went to erik and crap hit the fan. We all talked (laura and I) (erik and kevin) and then I talked to erik and kevin talked to laura.
I turned off my phone for a week. As far as sandi is concerned, she fwd the pm to erik after not being able to get a hold of me right away. It wasn't until u sent the text to kev that I checked my msgs. I really thought kevin was going to contact you. So I'm sorry. I have nothing against you and of everyone I have met thru lbf, I've been the closest with u. I'm sorry I've hurt you and did not expect things to end like this. I only got back in contact w ames since thursday afternoon after she called the house. (Not that it excuses me not talking to u or anyone else)

I am very sorry for hurting u lyn. Of all people-i didn't want to do that to u.

From: anilyn@comcast.net
Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 19:34:34 +0000 (UTC)
To: amy Perez
Subject:

Amy, I am really sorry about what Kevin did and about you being hurt. I really am. Nobody deserves to be deceived like that. I hope that you guys can work through it because I really think that you two are a wonderful couple and have an amazing family. I have looked up to you both since I've known you. The problem I have is that I haven't heard a word from you since June 25 and today did you not block me from Facebook? Facebook is trivial, but Amy, I kept texting you over and over and calling you because I was worried that something awful had happened to you or your family. I know you got those texts, so would that not be an indication that I had not heard anything about you? I even asked you in the last one to just please tell me that you were alive and safe and I got nothing. Was that not an indication that I knew nothing or that no one had contacted me? I even contacted Sandi to ask about you a week ago. I was told by her that you were fine but you had a lot on your plate. I have no doubt that she told you I contacted her since she doesn't know me from Adam. I know you've been in contact with Ames regularly for about a week, and now the FB thing, so although, I am so sorry that all of this is going on and I wouldn't wish this on anyone, I do think I am justified in my feelings and for those texts.

Decisions, decisions...

Hmmm, word is that I, not CuntFace Perez is a liar. Comments like this really make me want to share. I'm debating posting an email that I sent to Amy, Erik, Amy's hubby Kevin, and the supposed object of Kevin's affection according to Amy, a few months ago. I sent the email then because Amy accused me of being the liar and the one who dumped her and Erik. I have no doubt Amy was able to spin a web a lies to convince folks to believe her and how a 3-4 paragraph email could be one big lie. Wow, that stretched out pussy of hers must have some magic powers that cause people to lose all powers of common sense. Regardless, I'm debating whether or not I should share the letter as a fitting and proper closing for 2009 or should I just move on and wish Amy and all involved the absolute worst the life has to offer, both options have their own merit.

Funny of the Day

Days of Thunder......

Tickets to "The Men of Texas" male revue.....$25

On stage lapdance.......$10

A special appearance by teh Thunder.......PRICELESS!!!

The Men of Texas

I found these old pictures from a girl's night back when I lived in Knoxville. I hated east TN, but I must say this was a fun night.





Whoever knew spandex and cowboy boots could look so good?

Changing My Name

Hmm..I'm thinking about changing the name of my blog. My goals haven't changed but since I like to blog about a variety of people, places and things, the title really doesn't fit. Just thinking out loud.

A little whine with my egg white and cheese omelette

Ya know, I've decided that the worst thing about working out at 5am and going straight to work afterwards isn't the getting up part, it's the lugging all of the extra crap around part. Seriously, I have to make two trips to the car....work clothes on hangers so they don't wrinkle, purse, gym bag with toiletries and junk, water bottle, and cooler with the day's food. Hmm maybe I just have too much shit to begin with, but I NEEEEED my stuff. I can't go to work looking all wrinkled and busted up. I'm just waiting for the day that I forget my wig/hairpieces and have to wear my bandana all day. Nah, I'd call in sick before that shit happened. It doesn't help that a Chick-Fil-A is right around the corner. If I had a dollar for every time a chicken biscuit has almost flown into my mouth (pun intended) I could just get some lipo and call it a day. Yeah, today has been a sucking hairy, sweaty, stinky monkey balls kind of a day with another "bootleg" Friday seemingly on the horizon. Ok, the next sound you hear will be Lyn sucking it up. Man, somebody needs a nap.

Rainy Days and Mondays

....always get me down. Bleech. That is all.

Lyn on crack!l

Hmmmm....

I'm not sure why this is skipping so much. It wasn't on my camera, maybe it's just my computer. Please comment and let me know if it's skipping. I might need to take it down and redo it at work. My computer there is new and faster than the home version.

Trip to Publix

I was shopping at Publix and came across these cute pink reusable shopping bags. They are in support of breast cancer research and will only be around from now through the end of October. I bought several for myself and for friends and family. I love the idea of doing something good for the environment as well as helping out a very very worthy cause.

Gotta love it............

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, you're rude~

I know these 2 are a piece of work, but you're no better slandering and obsessing about the whole situation. Give it up!



This anonymous commenter has a direct link to my blog and has visited many many times so something must keep them interested. Hmmmm...maybe they want a little suck of the E-peen themselves or maybe Amy "Cuntface" Perez has a new little friend. Regardless, yeah you're entitled to post your opinion given that this is a public blog but the deeper question is why if the content is so rude and offensive to you, why do you bother reading it and why have you saved the direct address to this blog? I don't recall ever holding a gun to anyone's head and making them click on my blog and read it.

Halloween Costume 2009

I think I've decided on my Halloween costume this year.

May I present the AmyPerez-SuperCunt costume:

I'm going to dress up as a big can of Magic Powder and don a frizzy curly wig, I'm also going to suck on a vodka-laced Canadian E-penis all the while telling massive lies about all of my "friends", then at the end of the night I'll just dump everyone and head north with my daughter in search of crappy-kissing predators. Predators whom I was told on MANY occasions pull out and use their dad's "Cancer Card" whenever they need attention. Hmmm...whoever thought an Amy-Cunt could be such a creative inspiration for the upcoming holidays? Wow, so many sides to her 'eh? It's really never-ending. I can't wait for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Update:

This is the look I'm going for. I still haven't figured out how to suck off the E-penis and talk at the same time but I'm working on it.