Thursday, September 17, 2009

Halloween Costume 2009

I think I've decided on my Halloween costume this year.

May I present the AmyPerez-SuperCunt costume:

I'm going to dress up as a big can of Magic Powder and don a frizzy curly wig, I'm also going to suck on a vodka-laced Canadian E-penis all the while telling massive lies about all of my "friends", then at the end of the night I'll just dump everyone and head north with my daughter in search of crappy-kissing predators. Predators whom I was told on MANY occasions pull out and use their dad's "Cancer Card" whenever they need attention. Hmmm...whoever thought an Amy-Cunt could be such a creative inspiration for the upcoming holidays? Wow, so many sides to her 'eh? It's really never-ending. I can't wait for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Update:

This is the look I'm going for. I still haven't figured out how to suck off the E-penis and talk at the same time but I'm working on it.

6 comments:

  1. Perfect! This is exactly how PCvonA sees every woman anyway..just one big hoo-ha and a pretty face.

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  2. haahhahahhahahahha

    Lyn your hater-level is through the ceiling, I'm impressed hahahahha

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  3. I think the folks on Monkey Island would enjoy a recap of what their old friends Surfagirl and Thunder are up to. I need to find my stupid password. Grrr!!

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  4. Holy crap, you're rude~

    I know these 2 are a piece of work, but you're no better slandering and obsessing about the whole situation. Give it up!

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  5. Like I have always said, this is MY blog and I control the content. If my rudeness or "obsessiveness" offends you please don't let the door knob hit you where the good Lord split cha. I have no doubt that your computer has an ESC key or better yet, don't click on my blog in the first place. Oh and BTW, you might need to look up the definition of the word slander; it's not slander if it's the truth. Sounds like you know this already but maybe you want a little sucky-sucky too.

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