I think I've decided on my Halloween costume this year.
May I present the AmyPerez-SuperCunt costume:
I'm going to dress up as a big can of Magic Powder and don a frizzy curly wig, I'm also going to suck on a vodka-laced Canadian E-penis all the while telling massive lies about all of my "friends", then at the end of the night I'll just dump everyone and head north with my daughter in search of crappy-kissing predators. Predators whom I was told on MANY occasions pull out and use their dad's "Cancer Card" whenever they need attention. Hmmm...whoever thought an Amy-Cunt could be such a creative inspiration for the upcoming holidays? Wow, so many sides to her 'eh? It's really never-ending. I can't wait for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
This is the look I'm going for. I still haven't figured out how to suck off the E-penis and talk at the same time but I'm working on it.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
I just started reading this book over the weekend. It was recommended on a forum that I post on. It's all about strategy and winning. Overall, it's about leaving people in your dust without them even knowing what hit them. It's very similar to The Art of War. I'm really enjoying it. It's over 400 pages and I'm taking lots of notes. It's always a promising sign when you take over 3 pages of notes just from the book's preface. Watch out world!!!
Posted by Anissa.Lynette at 4:32 PM