Thursday, July 9, 2009

Since the other entry was so long and so detailed, I decided to delete all of the specifics and just repost the following summary for the sake of brevity.

So boys and girls, here's the the end of this very sad but very true story of two people's lies and deception...................... after unceremoniously dumping all of her friends without as much as a wave adieu, a flip of the curls, or a text goodbye, the fair Princess Magic Powder and the handsome Prince Chippendale von Absolut blackberry messaged off into the sunset together and lived happily ever after….err….lived happily for the next 6 months until the handsome Prince Chippendale von Absolut discovered that his curly locked Princess Magic Powder had shared all of their deepest and darkest secrets with others throughout the kingdom and banished the fair Princess Magic Powder from his land and crowned the brand new shiny Lady-in-Waiting, who had been patiently waiting and dutifully fulfilling her role as the prince's gatherer and presenter of information from kingdoms that were outside of the prince's span. So let this be a lesson to you boys and girls, always remember, "People may forget what you said, people may forget what you did, But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel."...Maya Angelou

So in the words of the late great Mr. Paul Harvey, “and that my friends, is the rest of the story.”


  1. Hahaha! This is the funniest version possible of this sad tale. I'm sure Prince Chippendale von Absolut is drinking heavily and crying!!

  2. I wonder when he sobers up and dries the tears will he wonder how in the world I could possibly know how his bad kissing will make ones lips turn into pufferfish, do a perfect imitation of his drunken tantrum about not being able to play wii bowling, his favorite ending after a busy day ruling the kingdom is a steak and a BJ and so many, many, many other interesting things. Hmmmm. I wonder, I wonder.

  3. OH LYN I LOVE YOU!!! hehhehehe this is far too hilarious!!! I love your creative version of this sad, pathetic true story!!